February 2012
Jon and I tried to have an all-night movie...
We wanted a variety so we rented Everything Must Go, 50/50, Fright Night, Captain America, Cars 2 and Step Up 2. Everything Must Go was great, and we both loved it even though Jonathan expected it to be a “regular” Will Ferrell movie. Step Up 2 was pretty good. I mean yeah the dancing was fun to watch but it fulfilled my one-dancing-or-martial-arts-movie-a-year limit. Lol. 50/50 was a...
If anyone needs a really amazing basket look no... →
svnoyi:
You can get a basket that is not only beautiful, but also made by the best basket makers in the world. CHEROKEES.
But seriously, look at those baskets.
I have suddenly realized I have an urgent need for quality baskets.
“You’d think, knowing the stories about the times we’re in, that folks would stop...”
– Kimberly Roppolo, Breeds and Outlaws, taken from Children of the Dragonfly: Native American Voices on Custody and Education (via adailyriot)
Yo A Ra, Jerhume Brunnen G: Everything I know... →
setzapperstopew:
pizzaforpresident:
I’ve never seen a twilight movie or read a book before so I thought it would be fun to write down everything I know about the series in one incredibly incorrect post.
TWILIGHT
Bella moves to Forks Washington to live with her dad and it always…
AND THEN SHE DRIVES TO ITALY
Country Gramma: I don't like concepts of... →
countrygramma:
they’re predicated on a notion that there are discrete objects that may overlap at times, but nevertheless are discrete bounded objects, and thus theoretically separable
we are not lines on a graph that occasionally intersect.
in the words of Leonard Peltier: “Let us love not only our…
“One Planned Parenthood clinic does more in a day to prevent abortions than the...”
– Helen Philpot (via feminishblog)
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It just sucks when we used to do everything together in Cali and then we were reunited in Nebraska but then I had to move back to Kentucky and Heather got stationed in Maryland and Kristen moved to Detroit and Nikki is still in Omaha like how do you even see your friends when you’re an adult and you’re not in the military anymore and you all have separate lives now in different parts...
So I just finished Bridesmaids
And now I’m lying in a fetal position, sobbing, because I haven’t seen my best friends since 2009 and the whole time I just kept picturing us watching that movie together and drinking several bottles of pinot grizio and dying laughing and shouting lines to each other and drunkenly singing at the end and then laughing about old times that were really shitty but are hilarious in...
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
You told me this movie was hilarious
Why am I crying
I hate you all
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Watching Bridesmaids for the first time.
I literally just had an asthma attack during the flight scene.
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“For the past five years I’ve worn plaid shirts and a full beard, played...”
– My brother.
This mix could burn a hole in anyone: So what... →
apihtawikosisan:
So that last comment about light skinned natives wanting to feel more Indian etc…I thought it’d be fun to come up with some things that make you feel ‘more native’. Here are some of mine:
- eating fried bologna sandwiches on white bread with mustard.
- having to boil the…
Mmmmm. Fried Bologna sammich. Oh hey how about “when you know exactly how much further you...
I need sunshine -
theexwifey:
Either cades cove or roaring fork mt today…. I miss summer.
Co-signed. Cades Cove 4eva.
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This woman's logic...(My interpretation.)
Linda: I don't like you being a firefighter because I'm scared you'll die. You need to think about me and the kids.
*10 years later*:
Jack: So I'm thinking about taking this desk job where I'll be home at night and I won't go to fires. I don't like seeing the kids scared and you upset.
Linda: That's not what YOU want! How dare you make this about me and the kids again you asshole!
1612th:
it scares me how impermanent all my internet friendships are like you could just delete and i’d never see you again in my life or hear from you ever again and that makes me really sad
Radio commercial: Who protects your home when you're not there?
My husband: ADT BITCHES!
Radio commercial: ...Try ADT...
My husband: NINETY NINE DOLLARS A MONTH MUTHAFUCKA!
Radio commercial: ...With free installation and ninety-nine dollars a month...
My husband: WHAT!
last weekend, it snowed
mysterioussauerkraut:
today it feels like summer.
Virginia, get your seasons straight.
Yesterday it was 75° and sunny, and today it’s snowing. Kentucky and Virginia are just trading weather. Lol
Finally well enough to eat some Samoas!
choir of angels singing hallelujah
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Ohhhhh lol Bumblebee.
I want a Bumblebee.
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I'm sorry but all I can think of through this...
Why is Megatron wearing a scarf?
I swear it’s the fever talking.
darling, everything's on fire.: misterjmasters:... →
misterjmasters:
nikosnature:
Look, comparing the human body to property is totally fair game since the U.S. government allows people to give parts of the body to others through organ donations, and even vampirism (assuming it’s consensual.) This is because our government and society…
Oh my God. How is impregnating a woman even remotely an investment? Having a child isn’t an...
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This happened last night but I was too sick to...
Charge Nurse: Your brother is so dark complexted. What are y'all?
Me: Human beings...?
Charge Nurse: No I mean what nationality?
Me: American...?
Charge Nurse: But I mean y'all aren't white right?
Me: My mom is German and Lakota Sioux and from Bermuda. My dad is English and Eastern Band Cherokee and from Kentucky.
Charge Nurse: Well that makes sense. You kinda look like an Indian.
Co-worker: I looked on one of those family history websites and found out that my great-great-howevermany-greats-grandma was a Cherokee Indian princess!
Charge Nurse: Wow. Isn't that amazing?
Me: Spectacular.
When people start a sentence with "I refuse to,"...
I immediately stop listening and start singing “Sisters are Doin it For Themselves” in my head.
Your self-important, entitled, overly dramatic statements make me gag.
